Ever since we moved up here in the almost the northern easterly part of the great country of the United States of America, I have never owned a car for more than 6 months. Every single one of them has been posted to Craigslist and never really lasted for more than a week and gets sold. Is it because the cars are highly in demand from the public? Or is it from the awesome ads that I have laid down on this world? Here are the ads from the beginning.
I bought this March of 2010. It was a great car, but it was older than me and it was starting to show. It had to go.
I bought this March of 2010. It was a great car, but it was older than me and it was starting to show. It had to go.
1981 Volvo shaggin wagon - $600 (Portsmouth)
Date: 2010-08-13, 7:38PM EDT
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Awesome car. This beast only has 190,000 miles. Oh my god!PostingID: 1897548338
You can text or even surf the web while driving. No need to shift on this rambunctious automatic transmission.
This classic can be yours for the low price of $600... or best offer.
Amazing!
Power windows. Human power that is. It's good exercise.
Welcome to the modern world with the audio system installed. Sony cassette deck player. Wow! Blast your tunes with 2 tweeter up front.
Mail me electronically to ask or inquire about this fine machinery. Yukio23@gmail.com
- Location: Portsmouth
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I deployed days after selling the wagon. Got back November and bought a BMW 1988 325e. Went to the Pacific in January. Deployed again in February and got back May 2011. I was gone by end of May and then again in June. When I got back, decided that I did not like the car and out it went.
88 BMW 325e - red rock it! - $990 (Kittery / Portsmouth)
Date: 2011-07-02, 1:30PM EDT
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Look no further because this vehicle is for you.PostingID: 2474172825
It's red, that means this car looks fast. (girls dig that) It's four door, that means someday you wanna have a family of your own. (brownie points for the person you're in relationship with).
No need to shift on this bad boy. It's automatic! It only has 192,000 miles. Wow! Thats not even 10,000 per year. What what!
Let's not forget that it's summer time. This car is equip with a sunroof. You don't even need the key, its a manual crank. Awesome! Rainy season? This doesn't leak at all.
Rust? Heck yes it has rust. Its an old car in new england, what do you expect? But theres no major big ones. It has surface rust. I call that battle scars.
Holes? This car has none of that.
It's an E engine. It stands for E-ndestructible.
I know you're pumped, click up top to inquire for this car now. Hot like fiyaahhh!!! Celebrate your 4th of July by buying a red car!!!
- Location: Kittery / Portsmouth
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I figured I wanted a bigger vehicle and decided to purchase a 1992 Lexus LS400. I loved this car. It has treated me right and it was very comfortable. This year, 2012, I decided that I wanted to start going sideways again (drifting if you must), but at the same time have enough room for the family. Lexus went to the chopping block.
Bought me an Infiniti G35 Coupe. It is working awesome. I have my rear wheel drive and at the same time have a room for the wife on my side and two bucket seats in the back for the kids. Great! Then a week later. Found out the wife is pregnant. So yet again, I have to posts another ad.
1992 Lexus LS400 - $1995 (Kittery)
Date: 2012-02-08, 5:41PM EST
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Best under $2000 car you will ever see.PostingID: 2836448254
Got rust? This bad boy doesnt have it. Why? Because it was busy spending its time in the Florida sun. Beat that, New England weather. This automobile is tanner than a college student from Jersey Shore. FIST PUMP!
You like room? BAM! You have it. Sit on the back seat and clip your toe nails while your chauffeur drive you around town. No chauffeur? clip them while you drive. Why? Because you can with the enormous room this car has to offer. You like sumo wrestler riding? They will enjoy your car tremendously. They can have a buffet and feel comfortable with the leather seats that this car have. Ketchup or mustard dripped? Wipe that mess off easily. Brownie points.
Need to beat that yellow light? No problem. Step on the gas and let the V8 do the rest. Save five minutes on that commute to work.
Got kids? Stuff em in easily with the four door access. Sports gear? Trunk space so big, it can fit 9 midgets and a Twinkie.
Yo dawg, my kid just started driving, sup? They be sitting on the front seat, the back seat, still wondering what seat to take? Just ask Rebecca Black she will definitely approve. Your teenager will be hanging out with their FRANZZ blasting Friday everyday. Heck yeah. Automatic transmission all the way dawg.
Act now and not only you will get the 19" inch TSW bling BLANG wheels that it has currently on it but you will get another set of 15" Lexus wheels. HOLY COW. Do you want more? I will keep going. It has not one, not two but six, YES, SIX CD CHANGER. The car has 175,900 miles on it. That's right bros, that's less than 10,000 miles A YEAR. SAY WHAT? But WAIT, theres more. The clear white markers it currently have? I will throw the stock ones with the sale. Dddaaaaaaayyyyyyymmmmmmmnnnnnnn.
Hold your feelings and click the top link to email NOW!
- Location: Kittery
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I try to make the posts somewhat interesting. I hate reading boring ads. I hope I made a difference in the world by doing so.
05 Infiniti G35 Coupe 6MT, Fist pump! - $13999 (Kittery)
Date: 2012-04-13, 11:32AM EDT
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Do you like to fist pump? Do you like hanging out on the beach and showing off your "situation"?
Then I have the car for you.
It's fast, it's manual, and it's sexy.
This young seven year old Infiniti G35 Coupe only accrued 55,000 miles on its life span. Let's throw in a 2 year/24,000 mile extended warranty on top of that, just in case your radio, seat, or anything from bumper to bumper go wrong (not including wear and tear, of course). Dddaaaannngggggg! Fist pump!
All them Hampton Shore hotties will be all over you once they see you roll in with this hotness. Better be sure that you can drive a manual transmission. Automatic is for the lame. You will be shifting more than Vin Diesel did on the first Fast and the Furious. 6 (YES SIX) gears! Don't know where Hampton Beach is? This bad boy is equipped with a navigation system. No need for an ugly Garmin add-on.
Sensitive back? The black leather seats will soothe your pain. Turn the seat heater on and smile through the day.
Did we mention that this car is awesome? It's so awesome that everybody will give you the looks of envy. If Helen Keller was on the side walk, she would say "Daaayyyymmmnnn, that's hot!" In sign language of course.
Act now, click on the email link above and you can get all of this for, wait for it. . ..
$13,999
Open fist pump.
Are you excited? Because I am. After the cruise on the beach, you don't have to worry about taking just one hottie home. You have room for 3. Back seats are wonderful.
You, hotties, sunset, fist pump.
This is a serious ad, I am selling my car. Interested? email me.
- Location: Kittery
- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
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